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Just More dudes Whining About Life, Love, and Bills.

Just like the good 'ol days.

Ever pressed shift 5 times by accident, turned on “sticky keys” and thought you’d destroyed the computer? That’s the kind of wild adventure you’re in for. Take a bit of Billy Joel piano rock, mix in the power of modern synth-pop, and finish it off with some Elton John glasses & beach balls. That’s our band in a nutshell!
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You’re here because you’re a trailblazer. A tastemaker. Maybe you remember the music of the early 2000s where bands made their album titles as long as a novel and named their LLC “Poopoo peepee butt incorporated.” Music should be fun. It shouldn’t be so damn serious all the time.

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“All Talk” is a little ditty dedicated to “that guy who always talks about all the cool stuff he’s gonna do” but it’s really just… All Talk…. 

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